Judgement Jokes
Individuals who constantly boast about themselves to be presented with Daenerys Targaryen Award of excellence. Students attending MUNs and pretending to be intellectual will be banned from uploading candid debate pictures on Facebook. Judging people for the number of times they have tea during the day is punishable under Chai Shaming Act. Individuals who keep commenting on your old facebook pictures will be punished for intentional insult and provocation. While playing musical chairs, individuals found walking slowly and expectantly by the chairs so that others' chances of winning are reduced will be given musical gaalis. Incessantly asking for mobile hotspots will be considered a serial act of harassment. People who keep their WiFi open shall be honoured with Nobel Peace Prize for their immense help to all the seeders and leechers around the world. Professors at Harvard University are instructed to use Indian case-study of emptying the toothpaste tube with a "belan...